The Winter Webb

Dance yourself into smoke

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Straight outa Japan, Capsule's E.D.I.T. for your Friday groove.

Sushi Snobbery

I've been seeing this "Sushi Etiquette" poster pop up all over the place lately (see this google image search):

I've posted it small here because before you read it you need to know something:

This is a guide on how to be nervous and not enjoy your food.

It contains mostly ignorable advice with the exception of someone who wants to marry the emperor's daughter, or more likely, someone who likes to tell other people why they're wrong about how their eating.

Sure, its funny, and there are a few thing in here that people will say is spot on.  But as the comments on this randomly selected blog post show, nobody really agrees what right and what isn't.

If there one rule you can believe, its probably the first; use your hands or chopsticks.  I saw a guy use a knife and fork once and they looked like a total bonehead.

Phantogram

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This album comes out next week, but I want it now!  This song is called "When I'm Small":

Super star sun glasses

This morning, a mess of glitter and cellophane strips were all that was left of this Friday's Foo Bar.  Thanks for the party favors Kimmie!

Self serving art

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This black box is a work of art that continually attempts to sell itself on eBay. The new owner is contractually obligated to plug in an ethernet cable and let the cycle continue...

Lisa's back in SF!

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Kimmie + Lime

You put the lime in the Kimmie, mix them both up!

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Cool weird blocky beautiful

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This is a write up on a cool house in Japan that just finished construction. Its meant as a weekend house rather than a permanent residence. Sitting on a hillside, its got an amazing view of the Pacific Ocean. I'd definitely love to spend my weekends here! Click through for more pictures.

No alcohol or cigarettes, no problem

I had a friend in NYC that I thought could use a little pick-me-up this week.  There's a service in NYC called Max Delivery that works like Kozmo used to back in the day and I thought it'd be fun to give it a try.  It only works in Manhattan, but you can get food from the grocery or a number of restaurants delivered in under an hour.

I found a bakery that had tasty looking cupcakes, added them to my order and checked out.  After checkout however, I got a message that I would need to be physically present with my photo ID in order to receive the delivery.  If I wasn't there, they wouldn't deliver.

However, it went on to say, I could click the live chat button and talk to someone if I knew I wasn't going to be there.  So I clicked:

All customer service representative are currently assisting others. Thanks for your patience. An operator will be with you shortly.

Ugh.  This message repeated itself every 5 minutes for the next 20 minutes.  My delivery window was approaching and I was worried that my order would go out and then be returned.  Not cool.  Finally after almost half an hour I got a response:

You are now being helped by 'Miguel'
Miguel: Hello, can I help you?
Garth: hi my order will go out soon and I won't be there. It says I need to talk to someone here to get this ok'ed
Garth: What do I need to do?
Miguel: Can you hold one minute while I check your account?
Garth: yes
Miguel: Since this is your first order we can't leave it with someone else
Garth: Really? its 6 cupcakes
Miguel: It's is ok
Miguel: we will send it
Garth: Thanks, it would really make a friends day
Miguel: it has no alcohol or cigarettes
Miguel: No problem

I'm glad I didn't try to brighten her day with a 40oz or a carton of Parlaments.

Super Marmite Villain

Graham dipping into the Marmite:

Scorpio plotting world domination:

One and the same?  Discuss.