I was parking my bike in an alleyway near work today when I noticed a new sign across the street:
Now, this alleyway only extends half a block and then ends at a fence. If you're in a car driving down this street trying to find parking, you have to turn around when you get to the end. This driveway is as much a 'drive' as a comb-over looks like a full head of hair:
And, it also happens to be a sidewalk and thus, public property. What exactly are these people trying to prevent? Tire marks on the sidewalk? Engine noise of a car 5 feet closer to their windows? Friendly neighbors?
Whatever it is, I plan on visiting this alley every time I'm driving in the neighborhood and planting a big 3 point turn right in the middle of their private drive.